re: Tourists ruined this beautiful Hawaiian attraction — so it’s being demolished

No! Why do people abuse these cherished and sacred landmarks built by the U.S, Navy all the back in the 40s? I mean, they were stairs for Pete’s sake! STAIRS!! Who does that? I’ll tell you who. Those white devil tourists. Apologies to all of the people who live there who have 5% indigenous Polynesian ancestry but kind of look indigenous (because they have 95% Japanese or Korean or Chinese mixed ethnicities.) Sorry we destroyed the sacred stairs that haven’t been open for decades that meant so much to your culture.