re: Buddy always texting me about the Astros , but I hate the Astros

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He's fricking with you. He knows you hate the 'stros and he's just fricking with you. He knows you'll spend years trying to figure out "the polite way" to respond to him. You've already lost.

Start replying to every Astros text with a picture of the last dump you took. Otherwise you better start lifting and don't forget about cardio and bjj, he's comin' for you and you need to be ready.

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