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re: Woman, 85, shoots and kills home intruder in ‘heroic’ act of self-defense
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:53 pm to Rocky Horse
Posted on 4/12/24 at 1:53 pm to Rocky Horse
This deserves a folk song
"Granny Grab Your Gun"
"Granny Grab Your Gun"
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Posted on 4/12/24 at 2:20 pm to fr33manator
Granny Grab Your Gun
Vs 1:
Well it was 2 AM, with most the world asleep,
In the badlands of a place called Idaho,
But out there in the darkness,
Did an evildoer creep,
As a bad man broke through granny's glass window,
Then he struck her in the head,
While she was lying there in bed,
Dragged her out and then handcuffed her to a chair,
Well some'll tell you not to fight,
But not Granny, not that night,
So she'd bide her time 'til that thug went downstairs,
With the chair in tow she quietly would slip,
Under her pillow, 'til her hand felt pistol Grip,
Chorus:
Well Granny grab your gun,
Cause you've got to save your son,
No help is coming, this is your last chance,
And you ain't no spring chicken,
But the clock of doom is tickin,
Hammer clickin on that pistol in your hand,
And their ain't nowhere to run,
So Granny grab your gun,
Vs 2:
Well he flew up in a rage,
He was less than half her age,
Said he'd kill her dead, send her old arse to heaven,
and for sure she would have died,
But his eyes went open wide,
When like Eastwood she pulled that .357,
Shots rang out into the night,
On both sides of the fight,
With poor Granny taking bullets up and down,
Oh but Granny's pistol spoke,
And in the darkness and the smoke,
Well that piece of shite lay dying on the ground,
For 10 hours Granny bled there on the floor,
But her legend will be told Forevermore,
Chorus:
Well Granny grab your gun,
Cause you've got to save your son,
No help is coming, this is your last chance,
And you ain't no spring chicken,
But the clock of doom is tickin,
Hammer clickin on that pistol in your hand,
And their ain't nowhere to run,
So Granny grab your gun,
Outro:
Well evil men, your sins won't be forgiven,
You best watch yourselves, cause Granny, she's still livin'
Best repent for all those wicked things you've done,
'Cause you're out of luck if Granny Grabs her Gun
Vs 1:
Well it was 2 AM, with most the world asleep,
In the badlands of a place called Idaho,
But out there in the darkness,
Did an evildoer creep,
As a bad man broke through granny's glass window,
Then he struck her in the head,
While she was lying there in bed,
Dragged her out and then handcuffed her to a chair,
Well some'll tell you not to fight,
But not Granny, not that night,
So she'd bide her time 'til that thug went downstairs,
With the chair in tow she quietly would slip,
Under her pillow, 'til her hand felt pistol Grip,
Chorus:
Well Granny grab your gun,
Cause you've got to save your son,
No help is coming, this is your last chance,
And you ain't no spring chicken,
But the clock of doom is tickin,
Hammer clickin on that pistol in your hand,
And their ain't nowhere to run,
So Granny grab your gun,
Vs 2:
Well he flew up in a rage,
He was less than half her age,
Said he'd kill her dead, send her old arse to heaven,
and for sure she would have died,
But his eyes went open wide,
When like Eastwood she pulled that .357,
Shots rang out into the night,
On both sides of the fight,
With poor Granny taking bullets up and down,
Oh but Granny's pistol spoke,
And in the darkness and the smoke,
Well that piece of shite lay dying on the ground,
For 10 hours Granny bled there on the floor,
But her legend will be told Forevermore,
Chorus:
Well Granny grab your gun,
Cause you've got to save your son,
No help is coming, this is your last chance,
And you ain't no spring chicken,
But the clock of doom is tickin,
Hammer clickin on that pistol in your hand,
And their ain't nowhere to run,
So Granny grab your gun,
Outro:
Well evil men, your sins won't be forgiven,
You best watch yourselves, cause Granny, she's still livin'
Best repent for all those wicked things you've done,
'Cause you're out of luck if Granny Grabs her Gun
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