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re: Doctors Will Euthanize Healthy 28-Year-Old Woman Just Because She’s Autistic
Posted on 4/5/24 at 9:52 am to wackatimesthree
Posted on 4/5/24 at 9:52 am to wackatimesthree
My best friend's dad had the best solution for those who want to kill themselves.
They can do it, but they have to really, really want to.
His solution was to give them a large bucket filled with water. If they want to kill themselves badly enough, they stick their heads in the bucket and drown.
If they don't want to kill themselves badly enough to do it that way, then they don't really want it badly enough to do it.
That's what they need to do with this lazy chick. Give her a bucket and say, "Have at it. We'll make sure your head doesn't fall out of the bucket once you lose consciousness. But the first part's up to you."
They can do it, but they have to really, really want to.
His solution was to give them a large bucket filled with water. If they want to kill themselves badly enough, they stick their heads in the bucket and drown.
If they don't want to kill themselves badly enough to do it that way, then they don't really want it badly enough to do it.
That's what they need to do with this lazy chick. Give her a bucket and say, "Have at it. We'll make sure your head doesn't fall out of the bucket once you lose consciousness. But the first part's up to you."
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Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:12 am to wackatimesthree
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My best friend's dad had the best solution for those who want to kill themselves.
They can do it, but they have to really, really want to.
His solution was to give them a large bucket filled with water. If they want to kill themselves badly enough, they stick their heads in the bucket and drown.
Your best friend’s dad is an idiot. Humans have a mammalian diving reflex that makes it impossible to drown yourself in a bucket of water. Your instincts and reflexes kick in.
It’d be like getting a foot amputated without anesthesia and saying, “oh, the patient is clenching his teeth and screaming in pain while he’s watching us saw his foot off, obviously he likes the idea of gangrene spreading everywhere so let’s stop the procedure.”
Posted on 4/5/24 at 10:27 am to wackatimesthree
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This post was edited on 4/18/24 at 2:21 pm
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