re: What is the best age of your life?

I mean, 0-2, you get constantly doted on, everything is new and amazing, and you get to suck on a titty pretty much any time you want.

I'd say that's pretty sweet. 3-7 is a lot similar except you have more autonomy and less titty. (Unless your mom is one of those super crunchy types.)

8-13 are a learning period, but still pretty. Cool if you let them be.



Teen years SUCK for everyone.

Your parents know they are losing their sweet children for some moody gangly creature.
Society knows how awful and lame teens are (because they can look back and remember)
And teens, (because they can't) are insufferable because they know everything already and can't be bothered.

If babies were born as teenagers we'd throw them off cliffs.