re: Well there it is... Blinken: Ukraine will become NATO member

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(New York, AP) UN Cabal official chef Anfernee Blinken congratulates NATO on their newest most delicious menu item: Ukraine.

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(New York, AP) Chef Anfernee Blinken seen here signaling an unknown but excited Ukrainian official to embark onboard the UN's special Peace-Ship for "a snack". OR ELSE.

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(New York, AP) Unnamed grateful, cheery Ukraine official thanks UN chef Anfernee Blinken for his NATO initiation in its "safe hands" and ongoing hospitality while embarking onto the UN Peace Ship for "a toast to good friends".



(New York, AP) A befuddled Ukraine official (L) and chipper NATO official (R) discuss how "mistakes were made" during recent defense of the Ukraine capitol. According to CNN and MSNBC reporters on the ground, "the city remains largely unscathed".