re: What’s the worst place you’ve ever had a bug bite?

Was riding bikes with the old lady when I see a dot down the road kinda hovering around in a circle getting bigger and bigger till it becomes a bumblebee that hit me right between the eyes. Took me off the bike like I'd been shot. And to add insult to injury, the bastard got caught in my hair and started stinging me on the head while I hilariously leaped up from my bike wreck and commenced beating myself senseless to try to stop him.