re: Think I found a Goodwill Hunting

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I asked him what he wanted to do after he graduated and he immediately said plumbing.

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Screw that. Tell him to become a janitor at MIT. Then he can go hang at the "Hahvahd bahs" and scout the "Hahvahd hotties."

Just be sure and tell him to not chicken out when a hot British chick gives him her number. You gotta call her back after the first date.