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re: What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke?
Posted on 3/28/24 at 6:31 am to mattchewbocca
Posted on 3/28/24 at 6:31 am to mattchewbocca
"I was walking by a dry cleaners at 3 am and they had a sign out front that said 'sorry, we're closed'. You don't have to be sorry. It's 3 am and youre a dry cleaner. It would be ridiculous of me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna come by at 10 am and say 'Hey, I came by at 3 and you guys were closed...somebody owes me an apology'."
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