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re: What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke?
Posted on 3/27/24 at 3:56 pm to concrete_tiger
Posted on 3/27/24 at 3:56 pm to concrete_tiger
“I rent a lot of cars. When I drive a rental car, I don’t know what’s going on with it, right? So a lot of times, I drive for 10 miles with the emergency brake on. That doesn’t say a lot for me, but it really doesn’t say a lot for the emergency brake. It’s not really an emergency brake, it’s an emergency make-the-car-smell-funny lever.”
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Posted on 3/27/24 at 4:03 pm to johnqpublic
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I had an apartment. And I had a neighbor. And whenever he would knock on my wall, I knew he wanted me to turn my music down. That made me angry. Because I like loud music. So he knocked on the wall, I’d mess with his head. I’d say “go around.” “I cannot open the wall.” “I don’t know if you have a doorknob of the other side.” “But over here, there’s nothing.” “It’s just flat.”
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