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re: What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke?
Posted on 3/27/24 at 3:01 pm to LegendInMyMind
Posted on 3/27/24 at 3:01 pm to LegendInMyMind
My fake plant died because I forgot to pretend to water it.
I have an oscillating fan at my house. It goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "no." So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to! Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you're not saying ANYTHING!
From that 70's show:
I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hot dogs to teenagers.
You have both of your legs
Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.
I have an oscillating fan at my house. It goes back and forth. It looks like the fan is saying "no." So I like to ask it questions that a fan would say "no" to! Do you keep my hair in place? Do you keep my documents in order? Do you have 3 settings? LIAR! My fan lied to me. Now I will pull the pin up. Now you're not saying ANYTHING!
From that 70's show:
I did not lose a leg in Vietnam so I could serve hot dogs to teenagers.
You have both of your legs
Like I said, I did not lose a leg in Vietnam.
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Posted on 3/27/24 at 3:05 pm to Cdawg
“My hotel doesn't have a 13th Floor because of superstition, but c'mon man... People on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on.
"What room are you in?"
"1401".
"No, you're not. Jump out of window, you'll die earlier!"”
"What room are you in?"
"1401".
"No, you're not. Jump out of window, you'll die earlier!"”
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