re: What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke?

Posted on 3/27/24 at 2:08 pm to concrete_tiger

Posted by Sasquatch Smash

Member since Nov 2007

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Posted on 3/27/24 at 2:08 pm to concrete_tiger

The bit about the duck and the bread from Subway is pretty good.

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Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.

Then it would on to mention about friends that a duck might have. “It might have a beaver in tow.”

Then the beaver’s house isn’t “lake-on, it’s lake-in.”

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Posted by Havoc

Member since Nov 2015

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Posted on 3/27/24 at 9:02 pm to Sasquatch Smash

quote:
The bit about the duck and the bread from Subway is pretty good. quote:Once I saw a duck walking down the street so I went into Subway and ordered two pieces of bread, and they informed me that they could not do that, like there was some speical rule at Subway that two pieces of bread weren't allowed to touch. So the woman asked me what I wanted on the sandwich and I said I do not care, it is for a duck, and she was like oh then it's free. I was not aware that ducks eat for free at Subway. It's like give me a chicken fajita sub, but don't worry about ringing it up, it is for a duck.

I guess I don’t need to laugh post at every one.