re: What's your favorite Mitch Hedberg joke?

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My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, but I said "No... but I want a regular banana later, so yeah."

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For some reason I always thought that was Rodney Dangerfield. I've even told that doing a Rodney Dangerfield impression. I'm kind of mad at myself now for not knowing that/hearing hedberg tell it.

Already mentioned but I do love...

"I saw a commercial on late-night TV that said, “Forget everything you know about slipcovers!” So I did. And it was a load off my mind. Then the commercial tried to sell me slipcovers, but I didn’t know what the hell they were."