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re: Popeye the Sailor Man Live-Action Film in Development

Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:36 pm to
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
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Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:36 pm to
Olive Oyl will weigh 190lbs because body shaming bad image and such.

She will also be racially ambiguous and the fake media will make up narratives about how she is supposed to southern Italian and they were all Moorish.

Popeye will also be a weak nincompoop for 90% of the film and Olive Oyl will be the hero tat finally bests Bluto.

Bluto however, will be a strapping white male with extreme 'rapey' vibes.

It will also be full of shite CGI and lose $100M.
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
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Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:47 pm to
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Popeye will also be a weak nincompoop for 90% of the film and Olive Oyl will be the hero tat finally bests Bluto.

She will become the leader she knows she can be.

Posted by skrayper
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Posted on 3/20/24 at 10:09 am to
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Bluto however, will be a strapping white male with extreme 'rapey' vibes.


So his character remains unchanged?
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