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re: Popeye the Sailor Man Live-Action Film in Development

Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:07 pm to
Posted by St Augustine
The Pauper of the Surf
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:07 pm to


Popeye “reimagined”
Posted by Jack Ruby
Member since Apr 2014
23038 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:36 pm to
Olive Oyl will weigh 190lbs because body shaming bad image and such.

She will also be racially ambiguous and the fake media will make up narratives about how she is supposed to southern Italian and they were all Moorish.

Popeye will also be a weak nincompoop for 90% of the film and Olive Oyl will be the hero tat finally bests Bluto.

Bluto however, will be a strapping white male with extreme 'rapey' vibes.

It will also be full of shite CGI and lose $100M.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14159 posts
Posted on 3/19/24 at 2:43 pm to
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Popeye “reimagined”


I saw a poster with Will Smith and with today's Hollywood, it took me a second to think "nah, there's no way"

Posted by suavecito80
Member since Apr 2014
2875 posts
Posted on 3/20/24 at 8:24 am to
50 cent as Popeye?
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