re: What does it mean when you burp and it smells like hummus

It means you’ll eventually start wearing a navy Adidas track suit as your every day “look,” or start hanging out at the beach showing off your body suit of pubic hair with only a tight speedo on and adorned with a gold chain that you bought with the money you’re laundering through an actual chain of laundromats.

Not to mention you’ll start smelling of olives and cabbage.