re: Field sobriety tests aren't designed for you to pass.

Especially when a MF trying to get you. Good ole Monroe and the DUI gestapo tried to get me. I was coming back from the parade (which allows you time to consume 2-3 beers if you chug) and got pulled over... had drank, but was very sober. MF was yelling at me while doing the flashlight shite and rattling me... yelling at my wife saying I was failing and best get ready to pick me up tomorrow. Leg lift and straight line were was more concrete and I aced them both and a few other tests and he had to let me go