re: Most Quotable Movie

The Last Boy Scout



Sure, sure, I know... it just happened. Coulda happened to anybody. It was an accident, right? You tripped, slipped on the floor and accidentally stuck your dick in my wife. "Whoops! I'm so sorry, Mrs. H. I guess this just isn't my week."

Milo: You think you're so frickin' cool, don't you? You think you're so frickin' cool. Well just once, I would like to hear you scream, in pain.
Joe Hallenbeck: Play some rap music.

Right now, I'm trying to figure out which one of you looks the most like my dick.

Mike Matthews: What'd you do last night?
Joe Hallenbeck: I think I fricked a squirrel to death, and don't remember.


Water is wet. The sky is blue.

Sarah Hallenbeck: [arguing; justifying her infidelity] You were never around. You know what? frick you, Joe. I was lonely!
Joe Hallenbeck: Buy a dog.

Okay, what would Joe do at a time like this? He'd kill everybody and smoke some cigarettes.

You couldn't nail a two dollar whore.

Jimmy Dix: Hey, man. You ever play ball? You've got a good build.
Joe Hallenbeck: What are you, a fig?
Jimmy Dix: No, I'm just trying to break the ice.
Joe Hallenbeck: I like ice. Leave it the frick alone.
Jimmy Dix: Oh, you're a lot of fun to be with.

"Milo? You calling from the bottom of the pool?!?!"

I used to answer the phone with that with certain friends.