re: More than a third of Americans have a "sleep divorce," survey finds

I sent my wife to her own room once she hit menopause.

She snores like a bear.

I sleep better without her.

She's ten years younger than me. When I wanna hit the patooty ... it's kind of fun to wake up, slide in there, hit it and then leave. Sometimes she follows me back to my Master's bedroom, which is cool. I put her in one of the guest rooms. She has her own bathroom and closet in there.

It works great.