re: More than a third of Americans have a "sleep divorce," survey finds

Getting damned close to it myself. I snore like a freight train and nothing wakes me up. My wife used to sleep right through the night. Then came menopause. Now a mouse can fart and she's up the rest of the night seemingly frustrated at the world. Hot, cold, hot, cold, hot, hotter, freezing.

Of course I get a large part of the blame for coming to bed late or snoring. But in reality, I can fall asleep on the couch and she will come in looking for me. It's like she's listening for every peep or creak of the floor so she can jump up and complain. I'll end up getting all the sleep and she'll figure out it's not me keeping her awake. Oh and forget playing grab arse like you did when you were young. Last thing you want to do is wake up the menopause woman.