re: Who’s got some dealership service stories?

On the way back from the Grand Canyon when I was a youngin. The family wagon developed a clicking noise outside Albuquerque. Stayed in a Holiday Inn three days while the dealership there tried to diagnose it. They finally gave up and told us we'd probably be alright to drive home, but don't get above 50 in case the wheel fell off. Limped across Texas at s snail's pace. Got home, took it to the local dealership where they tightened the speedometer cable, no more clicking.