re: I do not like hearing that our young men wouldn’t make a DDay-type assault

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You realize to earn scholarships you have to do stuff right I wish they would’ve paid me when I was making straight A’s and crushing standardized tests

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Of course he doesn’t realize that

He thinks all you have to do is show up at the local recruiting office in his podunck Alabama hillbilly town and sign a contract and they give you 3 hots and a cot