re: What will you change when you become dictator?

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I would keep the borders open, but only to women, and only after they agree to be sterilized. I would send drones after The View, Don Lemon, the Kardashians , MSNBC, former newspaper The New York Times, any living boy band member, annybody who has ever uttered the phrases “ Black Lives Matter “ , “ Free Palestine “ , “ Toxic Masculinity “, people who drive slow in the passing lane, and Mark Zuckerberg. I’d carpet bomb Tuscaloosa and force A&M to be straight. I’d imprison anyone associated with Cox cable and force the car manufacturers to bring back 60s and 70s muscle cars at affordable prices. I’d send porn star Mia Khalifa back to Gaza with only a bath towel. That would all be before 9:00 am day one.

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