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re: What will you change when you become dictator?
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:13 pm to Jason9782003
Posted on 10/28/23 at 2:13 pm to Jason9782003
Announce a one hour TV show on all media.
Screen opens to a wheel with ten numbers 0 to 9 on it.
Miss America comes out. Smiles and waves and whatever.
Dictator comes out (me) and says "Government is too big. and too many brilliant people (snicker) are working for all of you. Everyone of them has a Social Security Number.
Miss whatsit is going to give the wheel a good spin. The number that the arrow lands on will indicate the last number of the social security number of the people who just lost their jobs.
In four months, we'll do this again , but with the nine remaining numbers.
Now remember, there are going to be good workers out there lookinc for employment. Hire them.
(Any foreigners with no socials....go home. NOW.)
Screen opens to a wheel with ten numbers 0 to 9 on it.
Miss America comes out. Smiles and waves and whatever.
Dictator comes out (me) and says "Government is too big. and too many brilliant people (snicker) are working for all of you. Everyone of them has a Social Security Number.
Miss whatsit is going to give the wheel a good spin. The number that the arrow lands on will indicate the last number of the social security number of the people who just lost their jobs.
In four months, we'll do this again , but with the nine remaining numbers.
Now remember, there are going to be good workers out there lookinc for employment. Hire them.
(Any foreigners with no socials....go home. NOW.)
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