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re: What would Islamists terrorists attack in America that is supposedly on Friday?

Posted on 10/12/23 at 2:04 pm to
Posted by BRIllini07
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2015
3028 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 2:04 pm to
They’re going to be rushing to put attacks together, so expect some small scale sadistic Three Stooges routines being played out.

- Some dude is only going to succeed in blowing his own d**k off with a pipe bomb trying to take out an Amtrak station in Phoenix.

- Some other dude is going get frustrated and quit when he realizes that inflation is so bad that a terrorist can no longer afford enough fertilizer to make a decent bomb

- Another guy is going to quit when he visits 4 sporting goods stores and they are all out of ammo

- Another guy is going to die blowing up an empty synagogue on a Friday, because he was too devout to question why they wouldn’t try to carry such an attack when Jews were actually in church
Posted by jizzle6609
Houston
Member since Jul 2009
4540 posts
Posted on 10/12/23 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

They’re going to be rushing to put attacks together, so expect some small scale sadistic Three Stooges routines being played out.

- Some dude is only going to succeed in blowing his own d**k off with a pipe bomb trying to take out an Amtrak station in Phoenix.

- Some other dude is going get frustrated and quit when he realizes that inflation is so bad that a terrorist can no longer afford enough fertilizer to make a decent bomb

- Another guy is going to quit when he visits 4 sporting goods stores and they are all out of ammo

- Another guy is going to die blowing up an empty synagogue on a Friday, because he was too devout to question why they wouldn’t try to carry such an attack when Jews were actually in church



Bravo to all of this.
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