re: Bring Us Your Roommate Horror Stories

I was rooming with two guys. One dude had his shxt together, the other guy was constantly late on rent and bills and one day he just disappeared without notice and owing the other guy like 500 bucks. No one ever heard from the guy again.

A month passes. We find a new roommate. Our old roommates stuff is still there. We got to make room for our new roommate, so we hold a little get together, get hammered, and make a bon fire in the backyard of all his Earthly possessions. It was fantastic we nearly set the house on fire.

The next morning our new roommate stops by. Unbeknownst to us, he had left a laundry basket full of his favorite T-shirts and assorted hippie clothing in what was to be his new room.


He was very understanding and moved in anyway. We paid his share of utilities for 3 months to make up for torching part of his wardrobe.