re: Best Deal in Fast Food

Friend,

Grammatical errors are spelling words like the hte. Grammatical ignorance is not understanding when to use a direct versus indirect pronoun, and saying something like, “Can you bring a slice of Joe’s Pizza off Bleecker, not the new locations, to OWL and I?”

If you have ever eaten pizza at John’s of Bleecker, where slices are not sold, you will almost certainly know that Joe’s Pizza, famous for its overrated plain slice that is on par with a fresh Domino’s Brooklyn style (hand tossed at dominos may give you the best deal per ounce, but it is the worst crust they serve) and Coke, is right around the corner. The walk between the two famed pizzerias is less than two minutes. Pizza ignorance is trying to correct someone who says Joe’s off Bleecker, when Joe’s is on Carmine, which intersects Bleecker Street. Perhaps one day you will be able to join me for a pizza tour of New York and I can remedy your NY pizza ignorance.

I apologize for writing IMO.

Yours,
TulaneLSU

P.S. A pizza from John’s of Bleecker, not to be confused with the incredibly inconsistent Bleecker Street Pizza, is a top twenty pizza in the world. Joe’s is not in my top 500.