re: First thought, when you read Kaleb Jackson ran through tackles for a 70 yard TD?

Dude, I hope they take your posting button away. You poor thing, I hope you can find someone similar to you, another crayon eater, to discuss nonsense with. Maybe go to a park if you are allowed and find another old man sitting alone on a park bench. Y’all can feed the make believe birds and discuss your made up topics.

Feel free to use this one next, If purple and gold got into a fight who would win?