re: National Parks are too crowded

I went to Zion a month ago and I saw a 300 lb black woman in a red cocktail dress and high heels (!!!) walking the paved trail that leads to the Narrows.

I swear I am not making that up. I honestly stopped and looked around for a camera crew or someone filming her thinking it was some type of joke or video production. Nope. Just a dazzling queen inspired by Obama's narration on the Netflix NP documentary.

High fricking heels and a cocktail dress...on a hiking trail...in southern Utah!

Oh, and this trail was at the very back of the park and they have a mandatory shuttle system and it was late in the day and the last shuttle was leaving in less than 30 min. I was heading back to make sure I would catch the shuttle and she was going the other way. I guarantee her fat arse missed that last shuttle and someone had to come fetch her.