re: What’s the wildest thing you’ve even seen in person

Some friends of mine took me too a sleezy strip joint in Savannah for my 21st birthday. The strippers got me on stage and handcuffed me to a chair. In the middle of their dance one fell off the stage and got up yelling “that bitch pushed me!” She got back up and a stripper fight broke out all around me. I couldn’t get up so I had to try and jump scoot my chair out of the action before I was kicked in the face.

After the bouncers broke it up I was uncuffed and was able to get out of there. We still laugh about that shite today.