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1. My kids will never get perfect attendance at school. There will be trips to take & mental health days to be had. And if they need a day, I probably do too. ? 2. My kids are allowed in my room & allowed to sleep in my bed. That’s weird to me, why that was even a thing, I don't know. ? 3. We can always get something from the store. Want a $1 hot wheel? Or to pick out your own special snack, have at it. ? 4. If you don’t like dinner, don’t eat it. If I know you won’t like it, I’ll always make separate dinner. Nobody goes to bed hungry ? 5. Sleep in. I’ll never wake you up early on a weekend unless we’re doing something fun. Sleep til 10? I don’t care. ? 6. You won’t have to have straight A’s or be afraid to show me your grades. Chance are I’ll already know you tried your best & we’ll already have a plan to get you the help you need. ? 7. We are the fun house. You can always invite your friends over without fear of harassment, embarrassment or hostility. ? 8. You never have to hug anybody you don’t want too. Nothing else needs to be said here. ? 9. 9/10 times we can stop at the chick fil a when you ask, because mama wants a fry too. 10. I never want you to be afraid to tell me that you messed up. I want to be your first call, I will be your safe space. And I’m here for all of it.

Or

1. If you aren’t puking/shitting you’re going to school.
2.you better knock on my door before coming in my room. If I’m not in my room then you definitely have no reason to be in there. If you are older than 3 then you aren’t sleeping with mom and dad on occasion anymore.
4.if you don’t like dinner don’t eat it but understand that is all there is and you will go hungry.
5.Eh,not too much issue with this one.
6.You will put forth the effort to have the best grades you can achieve.
7.I’m down with this one.
8. Also good with this one unless it’s us parents ir grandparents. Other than that, if you don’t feel comfortable hugging someone then don’t.
9.chic fil a is overrated.
10.Definitely ok with this one.