re: What's the most ridiculous thing a woman has gotten mad at you for?

The best ones were when I saw a hair dresser (yeah, I know) for the better part of a year after my divorce. But she fit the profile: her celebrity lookalike was Nicole Kidman but bigger up top. Any bar or restaurant we'd go to some guy would invariably just sit and stare at her. But she fit the mental profile. Here are some of the cray cray things she got upset about:
- Randomly think I was looking at other women
- Out of the blue call me and accuse me of looking at pron
- Saying anything to any of the other stylists at her shop
- Peeking in another motel window when I took the trash out to the dumpster
- Singing along to some of my old fav songs that talked about women, like Aerosmith's Somebody or Van Halen Beautiful Girls.

I finally had enough and dumped her. It was a wild ride.