re: Why do smoke detectors always start beeping between 1-3 am everytime it goes out?

They tend to go off within the same period of time that the Honeywell digital thermostat in the house mysteriously goes from a blue background to white. This is also when my dog barfs in the bedroom, I get struck with a case of night shits, or my kids wake up with night terrors.

This coincides with the time period at night when I did the most vile things and women when I was in my 20’s.

Witching hour.