re: How do you go about bringing up butt stuff to your wife?

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Step 1: Don't let her eat all day.
Step 2: Start drinking early.
Step 3: Get drunk as frick!
Step 4: Get nakkid.
Step 5: Two in the pink one in the starfish.
Step 6: Either you'll get the green light or a big fat
shutdown.
Step 7: Can be very awesome or very messy! It can change
things. Nest level sex bruh!

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Nah. After years of buildup, including some pretty convincing messaging from 2 Live Crew and Vivid porn flicks, when I finally had the opportunity to take the road less traveled, it was one of the biggest let-downs of my life.

I guess if you just have a natural fetish for it, or, like the girl you're screwing to have the same expression on her face as when she's shitting a sideways turd, it's pretty cool.

The vagina is perfectly designed. And I usually only need steps 2-4 for that.