re: Overused corporate jargon

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We really, really appreciate the hard work that all of you do, but unfortunately we won't be able to give annual raises or cost of living adjustments at this time. Again, thank you for all that you do! Have an awesome day!"

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Despite being on pace to hit our fiscal year numbers, we came up just short at the very end, and unfortunately, you will not be receiving a year end bonus.

(Boss rolls up in a new truck two weeks later). Funny how that works