re: Kamado Joe has come out with a new version of their grill

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Listen, I’m working on just the right product for you. The Crawdad5000. It’s a Wi-Fi connected crawfish boiler made just for the next generation. The propane self ignites when you click “like” on 5 of our Instagram posts. The built in screen allows you to scroll your tik toks mid-cook, so just chillax and enjoy your snickers-peppermint-spinach vegan friendly IPA. Time for seasoning? Don’t worry, an Uber driver will be there soon to season to perfection!

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oohh wow....


But if you want me to go into some detail of one of my projects, my electric controller i designed and built for my home brewery brings water to a boil in less than half the time of a propne burner.... I have thought about fabricating a pot and basket to allow for the heating element at the bottom of the pot...

If i do that all ill need to do is connect my brewery controller to a esp32 then ill be able to control the crawfish pot with my phone!


If you want to continue to be a douche in this thread i can continue to make an arse out of you.

ETAL dont forget to only use a piece of string and a chicken neck to catch your crawfish... you dont want to buy buying crawfish from a farmer that used and computer controlled outboard motor, or a automated crawfish grader and sacking machine.