re: Kamado Joe has come out with a new version of their grill

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Oh well now that you said that, you're still wrong.

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Am I???

Picture this. You have a couple other OT ballers over next weekend for an OT Baller craft beer and jacked up Denali 2500 meet up. Bring the wives and Jaxton and Braxton!!! There will be a lot of really expensive sporting goods to play with! And we can show you our comemeroative menus from Maysleighn's post-baptism dinner at Supper Club BR!!

Anyway, you're going to make brisket. You don't have time to sit at the smoker all night b/c you have to run to Bass Pro way out in Denham Springs so you use the computer to make your totes awesome brisket.

Saturday afternoon arrives:

Chad and Biff: "WHOA BRAD THAT BRISKET IS SICK BRO!!! WHERE DID YOU GET IT???"
Maysleighn: Brad made it
Chad: But we went to Bass Pro this AM and stopped at Shooters for a superbreakfast platter, how did you have time??
Brad: I've got a computerized OT baller kamado
Chad: Um, so the computer made it?
Biff: Bro what else does your computer do?
Brad: No I made it, I have smoking skills
Biff: No you put the meat on the rack, my kid could do that with his super dark travel ball glasses on
Brad: You guys can leave!!! The OT says this is cool and super legit! Get your trashy 2018 Denalis off my land and quit harassing me. I'm honestly tired of your trash and moving to [The woodlands/Alpharetta/Franklin/other classy place] where I'm appreciated!!!

Brad and Chad: This is lame, lets go to Famous Dave's