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re: Aggie Jokes

Posted on 11/14/08 at 8:58 am to
Posted by Old Smokey
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
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Posted on 11/14/08 at 8:58 am to
A Texas A&M grad had returned to campus for homecoming. He was standing at a fence, gazing at a pasture when another graduate and his fiance joined him. The fiance mentioned how nice it was to see him enjoying his memories. "Yes," he replied, "I had my first love affair right over there, while her mother looked on." "Her mother?" said the fiance of his friend. "What did she say about that?" Although his friend was furiously waving at him to be silent, he replied, "Moo!"
Posted by Old Smokey
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
3588 posts
Posted on 11/14/08 at 9:04 am to
An interviewer was finishing a recruiting dinner with a new graduate from A&M, one from UT, and one from Rice. Pushing back, he said that after one meal, he could tell which boy was a graduate of each school. He pointed at the boy from UT, and guessed UT. The astonished boy told him that he was right. The recruiter said that the boy was urbane and sophisticated. Pointing at another boy, he guessed Rice. Right again. He told the boy that he was obviously of superior intellect. That left only the boy from A&M. With a grin, he pointed at him and said, "A&M." The aggie gasped and said, "How did you know?" The recruited stared at him for a minute, sighed, and said, "I saw your ring when you were picking your nose."
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