re: Friday Yo Momma Jokes

Your mother is so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet
Your mother is so tall she did a cartwheel and kicked Jesus in the face
Your mother is so short when she sits on the curb her feet dangle
Your mother is so poor when I went to her house I tripped at the front door and fell out the back
Your mother is so poor I saw her kicking cans on the road and said "what are you doing" and she said "moving"
Your mother's hair is so nappy when she combs it it sounds like someone's eating an apple