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re: What can a person who took the jab do now to increase their chances of living?

Posted on 1/24/23 at 1:58 pm to
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
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Posted on 1/24/23 at 1:58 pm to
Life insurance! My wife took the jab to retain her job. I asked her to take out a big life insurance policy with me as the beneficiary. She won't do it. She watches a lot of crime porn on TV with stories about spouses committing murder. And I cook all of her meals.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
33176 posts
Posted on 1/24/23 at 2:22 pm to
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I asked her to take out a big life insurance policy with me as the beneficiary. She won't do it.
You don't need her permission. You better make sure she doesn't die mysteriously, though (or have an excellent alibi).
Posted by LSUbest
Coastal Plain
Member since Aug 2007
12036 posts
Posted on 1/24/23 at 2:27 pm to
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I asked her to take out a big life insurance policy with me as the beneficiary. She won't do it. She watches a lot of crime porn on TV with stories about spouses committing murder. And I cook all of her meals.


Posted by Big EZ Tiger
Member since Jul 2010
24552 posts
Posted on 1/24/23 at 9:49 pm to
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Life insurance! My wife took the jab to retain her job. I asked her to take out a big life insurance policy with me as the beneficiary. She won't do it. She watches a lot of crime porn on TV with stories about spouses committing murder. And I cook all of her meals.

Kill her anyway. Kidding.
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