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re: Classified documents found at Pence’s home

Posted on 1/24/23 at 11:58 am to
Posted by sonuvapitcher
Member since Aug 2008
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Posted on 1/24/23 at 11:58 am to
This is nothing more than a swamp/RINO/uni-party stunt to cover for Joe’s classified documents theft from his pre-Presidential time.
Posted by Tomatocantender
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Member since Jun 2021
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Posted on 1/24/23 at 12:02 pm to
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This is nothing more than a swamp/RINO/uni-party stunt to cover for Joe’s classified documents theft from his pre-Presidential time


The difference is that we Republicans couldn't give 2 shites about this weak-arse coward. Hell, we'll help the Dems put this spineless clown away.
Posted by cajunangelle
Member since Oct 2012
150636 posts
Posted on 1/24/23 at 12:19 pm to
Pence Speaking to his wife, Karen:

Pence: Mother, with all of these classified documents maybe I ought to go check the office in the basement?

Karen (Mother): Yes dear, such a good idea. Something about covid was classified.

Pence: Mother! Look! I found a document I forgot to leave behind after I told everybody I didn't have any classified documents taken to our home.

Karen (Mother): Dear, what document is it?

Pence: I found it by the operation I helped Paul Ryan & the DOJ NSD run; about setting Trump up with that birddogging lady at his huge rally... to say MAGA people were violent racists beating up a lady with nasal oxygen.

Pence: The document I must phone the archives about is the tie that someone gave me while I was overseas because i spilled my hot cocoa on it.

Karen (Mother): Yes, dear turn it in so that I can call Jill and tell her not to worry. Help is on the way.

Pence: Good idea. Then I can meet Joe and have our former VP card game and get above 1% in the polls with the attention.
This post was edited on 1/24/23 at 12:24 pm
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