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Posted on 3/7/23 at 8:20 pm to NATidefan
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wasn't able to follow the trial.
Could somebody sum up the trial for me
Well, sir, you owe it to yourself to go back and watch every riveting minute.
Star witness was a clairvoyant yellow Labrador named Bubba, that knew Alex's cruel and wicked intentions and tricked him into revealing his presence at the kennels on a Snapchat video by grabbing a chicken in his mouth and running all around with it, while Alex, clearly exasperated, repeatedly yelled, "Bubba!! C'mere Bubba!!" thus foiling Alex's airtight alibi.
Alex, being exposed by Bubba's clever plan for being a bold-faced liar, took the stand in his defense and in dramatic fashion-with lots of snot-dropping but not a single tear-admitted that yes, he had lied and lied and lied--about everything, but insisted the jury could absolutely, 100% totally believe him when he emphatically denied blowing Mags and Paw-Paw to smithereens.
The jury was not convinced, and now he's going to the slammer for life, no parole, where he will live like a king.
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