re: What year and model John Deere is this? NSFW.

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I like them because they can wipe better.

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There's been a lot of academic research done on this topic, and the conclusion is that women with overly large asses, also dont have arms long enough to completely wipe the entire length of such a deep crevice. The bigger the arse, the more likely it is to contain embedded fecal matter and other mens leftover secretions.

The abstract basically said that women with big asses are more likely to spread something you aint ever getting rid of.