re: Random things that make you realize you’re getting old

Waking up sore in some body part for no fricking reason.

Cheater reading glasses everywhere; in the house, truck, boat, suitcase…

Suddenly being the guy in the group with sage advice that actually seems like it’s not complete bullshite.

Entering your date of birth in online registration and having to scroll down like you’re spinning the big wheel on T he Price is Right.

Texting and typing in complete sentences. With punctuation.