re: Trump's Major Announcement: he's selling Digital Trading Cards of him as a superhero

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Holy shite. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from this major announcement. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fricking frick is he doing this? This can't be happening. I'm having a fricking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want Trump to be president and fix this broken country. I cannot fricking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought he was going to do something about rigged elections???? This is so fricked.

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