re: Next door neighbor horror stories

When we lived in the first house we bought, we had a couple of FLP neighbors who screamed and yelled at each other when they got tanked up (a daily occurrence). My wife and I would sit under the patio cover at home and laugh as we heard them through the fence. One night they were going at each other hard when I heard him yell "SHUT UP BITCH!" and I heard him slap her. Next thing I know, she's chasing him down the street waving a pistol yelling, "I'll shoot yo arse!". I had small kids at the time, so the next week we started looking for houses in a better neighborhood.