re: RIP Comedian Gallagher

I know I won't do this justice but he had a bit he did talking about being new parents. He's talking about how great it is having a kid but how dramatically changes your social life. He partially turned from the audience with a box or some such thing right behind where he is standing.

"Our friends are there and we're all talking about getting together and doing some cool thing. Everyone is like yeah let's do it and we're getting excited, oh wait, we can't" He reaches into the box pulls out something, and drops it on the stage with a thud, it's an anchor with a diaper on it and a chain connected to his ankle, "we have a baby"

I had a newborn at the time (but my third kid) and that cracked me up. Still does.