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bama tailgating
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:50 pm
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:50 pm
this is widely known around my circles as the urine bomb game. what kind of methods are you preparing for this saturday afternoon. i find the traditional half ziplocked bag provides the necessary splash needed to soak multiple people in a group but i'd love to hear other suggestions and mythology. pick your targets wisely and let r rip brothers 
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:50 pm to death valley driver
i like to throw poo at them
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:51 pm to death valley driver
if I were a Bama fan, I'd stay out of port-o-pottys. oh, and leave the women and children at home.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:51 pm to death valley driver
I will be offering my annual nun-punching course at the Union Saturday morning at 9 am.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:52 pm to Lsupimp
Ive been to LSU like 5 times and never had a problem.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:53 pm to ACL11190
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Ive been to LSU like 5 times and never had a problem.
Liar. I sit by the visiting fans and I make it a point to physically assault at least 3 each game, or 5 when bama comes - while the police look on and laugh.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:53 pm to ACL11190
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Ive been to LSU like 5 times and never had a problem.
meet me at the oak tree in the quad at 12 sharp and we'll see if you have a problem.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:54 pm to Elleshoe
I dont give a shite if im treated badly, there is still going to be a shitload of bama fans there regardless.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:55 pm to ACL11190
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I dont give a shite if im treated badly, there is still going to be a shitload of bama fans there regardless.
until you found out LSU sent Alabama fake tickets and sold the real ones to LSU fans
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:56 pm to Lsupimp
Seriously, this is not the year to bring the wife and kids. Too much chance of injury and I'm not risking my family being hit with shite or worse. They didnt mind at all missing this one.My wife said for 2 years she wasnt coming. There will be injured Bama fans, thats a given considering the atmosphere and history which only worsened with Saban becoming our coach, we just dont want the women and children hurt. And please be a little classier with the elderly too. It doesnt take much for some of these folks to fall and break a hip.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:57 pm to ACL11190
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I dont give a shite if im treated badly, there is still going to be a shitload of bama fans there regardless.
looks like i'm going to have to make atleast a dozen more bombs. bama fans are going to get the business this weekend for sure. im gonna down atleast a fifth of gin so ill be ready to GET JACKED UP AND RAISE SOME HELL
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:57 pm to BaysideBama
LMAO if you are scared to go to an LSU game you are a pussy. End of story, im bringing my girlfriend.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:57 pm to BaysideBama
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Seriously, this is not the year to bring the wife and kids. Too much chance of injury and I'm not risking my family being hit with shite or worse. They didnt mind at all missing this one.My wife said for 2 years she wasnt coming. There will be injured Bama fans, thats a given considering the atmosphere and history which only worsened with Saban becoming our coach, we just dont want the women and children hurt. And please be a little classier with the elderly too. It doesnt take much for some of these folks to fall and break a hip.
my little brother wants to fight your son. he only has one eye cause he lost one in a scrap with a state kid. the kid had a jagged tooth and it stabbed him.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:58 pm to BaysideBama
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And please be a little classier with the elderly too.
You'll have to take that up with my grandma, she throws rocks at the visiting elderly.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:58 pm to ACL11190
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im bringing my girlfriend.
you might be bringing her but she's gonna be put to work in a Coates Hall 3rd floor bathroom with the quickness.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:59 pm to ACL11190
As you read this, we're teaching our children about ninja kicks and pressure points on the human body.
Starting Wednesday, we have free classes for seniors, teaching them bayonet style uses for their walking canes.
During the week, public access channels will feature videos instructing the proper way to make flaming urine bombs and tipping over port o potties.
Trust me, the fans will be ready.
Starting Wednesday, we have free classes for seniors, teaching them bayonet style uses for their walking canes.
During the week, public access channels will feature videos instructing the proper way to make flaming urine bombs and tipping over port o potties.
Trust me, the fans will be ready.
This post was edited on 11/2/08 at 5:01 pm
Posted on 11/2/08 at 4:59 pm to Elleshoe
Why the hell is an Auburn fan posting here? You must really be obsessed with Alabama considering you have ASU as your team.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 5:00 pm to death valley driver
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this is widely known around my circles as the urine bomb game. what kind of methods are you preparing for this saturday afternoon. i find the traditional half ziplocked bag provides the necessary splash needed to soak multiple people in a group but i'd love to hear other suggestions and mythology. pick your targets wisely and let r rip brothers
Very classy Bobby Boushea
Posted on 11/2/08 at 5:00 pm to ACL11190
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Why the hell is an Auburn fan posting here? You must really be obsessed with Alabama considering you have ASU as your team.
you must not be aquainted with The Greatest Mind in Collegiate Athletics.
Posted on 11/2/08 at 5:00 pm to BaysideBama
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Seriously, this is not the year to bring the wife and kids. Too much chance of injury and I'm not risking my family being hit with shite or worse. They didnt mind at all missing this one.My wife said for 2 years she wasnt coming. There will be injured Bama fans, thats a given considering the atmosphere and history which only worsened with Saban becoming our coach, we just dont want the women and children hurt. And please be a little classier with the elderly too. It doesnt take much for some of these folks to fall and break a hip.
while thats a good thought i dont think we're gonna follow your requests. my pack of wolves likes to prey on exactly what you described: the women, older frickers, and annoying babys dressed up in opposing teams garb. we usually like to circle our victim like vultures and yell while stealing a random article of clothing like a hat (if its bear bryant hat its definitely coming off your head) and then stomping it. one of our designated snipers will say the password and we'll jet and the urine bombs will rain down on your pathetic inbred alabama arse.
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