re: Mom vs porch pirates in Austin feces fight

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“Thirty minutes later, they came back with a giant bag of cow manure. They spread that all over our front porch and on our cars in the driveway,” Gabriela said. “That was the straw that broke the camel’s back. I called police, filed a report, and now there’s a detective on the case.”

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ironically, the shite smearing might be the only reason the cops investigate. they usually don't GAF about porch pirates, but a porch pirate who vandalized a house might get them to care.