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re: Cottonelle shifts from shite-arse bears to eating arse

Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:20 am to
Posted by Hangover Haven
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Member since Oct 2013
26953 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:20 am to
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As you may know, Cottonelle has had their shite-arse bears as their TP spokesmammals for years.


Cottonelle sucks, it's too think, and will clog your sewer line, especially if you have a 13y/o daughter who uses too much TP.. Happened to us when Sam's was out of Quilted Northern and I bought Cottonelle. Never Again.

Side Note: Pretty sure that was Charmin.

This post was edited on 9/10/22 at 10:37 am
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
13120 posts
Posted on 9/10/22 at 10:35 am to
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Cottonelle is too think, it will clog your sewer line, especially if you have a 13y/o daughter who uses too much TP.. Happened to us when Sam's was out of Quilted Northern and I bought Cottonelle. Never Again.

The solution is to get her a bidet accessory. She won’t need to use more than a few squares after that.

I’m on Team Cottonelle though because it’s thicker. If I wanted thin paper I would go to a gas station. I don’t care that it might leave dust behind. My b-hole is not my most valuable real estate.
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